The Year 2011 is over. Homeland Security has provided their end-of-the-year statistics on airport screening here in the U.S. It is truly amazing what those full-body scanners have shown.

* Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0

* Transvestites: 743

* Enlarged Prostates: 19,249

* Breast Implants: 209,350

* Colon problems: 27,298

* Natural Blondes: 3

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