Product of the Week: Flat-D Flatulence Deoderizer

When I read this article on MSN “Let it rip with these deodorizer fart pads” I thought it was a joke. Then I realized airlines should provide these to all their passengers. It’s a pad that is to be worn inside of your underwear (would not be effective with boxer type underwear) and helps control odors. $29.95/10 pack

Comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    I totally agree. I spent my last airline flight trying desperately not to inhale for a good hour. It would have been nice if the stewardess could have just politely handed the guest a pad, better if he had one on prior. Too funny!

  2. Thank God it’s not a scratch & sniff item!

  3. Magellan’s offers (or maybe used to offer) a cushion for airline travelers that does much the same thing as these pads do, albeit less conveniently and less discreetly.

    One question: Do these things show up on airport body scanners? The embarrassment of being quizzed about your gluteal gas mask would be bad enough, but who wants to be subjected to a strip search because the feds think they’ve nabbed another Underwear Bomber?

  4. From the land of ‘god and guns’ to the land of ‘god, guns and “deodorizer fart pants”‘! Probably be a reality TV show next season!

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