Bent Spoons from the Pudding Guy

Column No. 2, 7/24/00


Million Miles Mania Contest Announcement

By David Phillips, a.k.a. "The Pudding Guy"

July 24, 2000

Last week I asked you to think about what you’d do if you had a million frequent flyer miles to burn. Did you dream up any good plans? OK, now wake up a smell the jet fuel, it’s time to get busy. A little effort on your end, and I might be able to cough up a cool million miles in return.

Million mile giveaways are nothing new, but this one’s a little different, and it promises to be really entertaining. Why? Because it’s a true contest and I get to pick the winners! It’s WebMiles’ "Million Miles Mania" contest.

WebMiles is going to give away one million miles to people who submit the best "flight plans" detailing outrageous & nutty travel dreams. Want to fly to Florida to see your grandma? Sure, you can do that with WebMiles--but don’t bother entering this contest. You’ll have to be a little more creative than that. Want to take photos of your beloved Star Trek action figure in front of the seven wonders of the world? That’s more like it. Want to fly your whole kindergarten class (now middle-aged) to an island somewhere for your own game of Survivor? Now we’re talking.

A unique aspect of this contest is that there aren’t fixed prizes. As part of the flight plan, you’ll have to specify how many miles you’d need to complete your plan, anywhere from 25,000 to 1,000,000 miles. Winners will earn the number of miles necessary to complete their plans. So if someone has a really great plan to spend the whole million, they could win the whole deal--but that plan would have to be judged better than, say, 20 50,000-mile plans. Even as the judge, I’m not sure what the best strategy would be. Doesn’t this sound like fun?

If you’re not familiar with WebMiles, let me tell you a little. WebMiles is a "virtual" frequent flyer program that allows you to travel on any airline without any of the hassles associated with the airlines’ frequent flyer programs. You earn WebMiles for buying stuff from WebMiles’ on-line partners, and they also offer a credit card so you can earn miles for all of your purchases. When you’ve got enough WebMiles for a free ticket, you can fly on any airline without any blackout dates or limits on the number of free seats. If you’ve ever tried to get a free seat using frequent flier miles, you’ll appreciate the WebMiles concept.

To enter the contest, check out www.webmiles.com/contests.html. The site includes the official contest rules, a mileage calculator, and a list of frequently asked questions. If you haven’t done so already, you’ll need to sign up for a free WebMiles account before you can file your flight plan. All entries must be received by September 1, 2000.

In future reports for Johnny Jet, I’ll cover some of the best and funniest contest entries. Even better, I hope to provide reports on some of the actual trips. Oh, I forgot to mention an important rule--all winners are required to actually follow through with their plan within 2 years! No fair substituting Grandma for Malaysia after the fact.

So get busy typing up your plan. This is your crack at a "pudding guy" kind of deal. After all, how else could you earn a million frequent flyer miles without spending a dime or making a single pass through the x-ray machine?

David Phillips